Friday, November 21, 2008

Woah...

Pregnancy dreams...are something else.

Example: We go to visit my OBGYN. But, as it turns out, my in-laws are suddenly my new OBGYN. I'm sitting there in one of those awkward little paper sheets waiting for my ultrasound, when my new "doctors" come in to tell me that we have to go someplace else for the ultrasound. I get in my car to follow my "doctors" (still wearing the paper sheet) and while I'm driving, I look over at Alan in the passenger seat and he has a pumpkin head. Or rather, a pumpkin on his head. Like he's wearing a big Jack-O-Lantern. As we get closer to the ultrasound place, I see that there are a few pumpkin eaters waiting for us (and pumpkin eaters have pumpkin heads too...I guess...). To save Alan, I speed past the pumpkin eaters and get them to chase us. I pull into a parking lot to fishtail around and pass them, but suddenly Steve Martin pops out of the bushes on a motorbike and is coming after us. We pass the pumpkin eaters and Alan takes off his pumpkin and throws it to them and they start eating, but Steve Martin is still on our tail and...

I wake up.

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