Happy Valentine's Day

 1. How do you know who to marry?
Alice: Icky, icky, icky, icky.

Elsie: I need to grow up to marry someone first.
2. What is the right age to get married?
Alice: A B C D E

Elsie: 25
3. How can a stranger tell if two people are married?
Alice: Tickle tickle tickle.

Elsie: They get flowers.
4. What do you think your mom and dad have in common?
Alice: 1 2 3 4 5 Gromit! Gromit!

Elsie: They watch a movie.
5. What do most people do on a date?
Alice: Daddy, Daddy, zoom!

Elsie: Have to say bye and go out and see a movie.
6. When is it okay to kiss someone?
Alice: Look Mommy! Doggy!

Elsie: If them get married.
7. Is it better to be single or married?
Alice: Umm, that! Married.

Elsie: Married.
8. How would the world be different if people didn't get married?
Alice: Look Mommy, a kitty! And too, and that.

Elsie: If people wouldn't get married them wouldn't love each other.
9. How would you make a marriage work?
Alice: Ow, ow, ow, ow, kissin' my ow.

Elsie: Uhhh, tickle.
10. Where do people get married?
Alice: Married! Hahahahaha!

Elsie: At the temple.
11. Who are you going to marry?
Alice: Ewwww.

Elsie: Parley Brandon